15 Bona-Fide Reasons Why You Should Date A Punjabi Girl.

This article in no way is diminishing the image of people from other backgrounds, religions or castes. It is simply pulling out the positives of Punjabi women. Alright, now that we have stated that, and nobody is going to sue me (remember, this is all in good spirit!), let's have a look at why Punjabi women are so awesome.
And I only know this because I've been staying amongst them my whole life. So boys, if you do have a punjabi girlfriend, or are even in the early stages of your courtship with her, read these points to appreciate the positive qualities about Punjabi women that most other women might not have. And even if you have a Punjabi girl who's just a friend, well, this applies to her as well.

1. Food. Yes, yes guys, food!

Not only is your woman a foodie, she doesn't have hang ups about dieting or calories (neither does her family). Butter chicken, butter naan, sarson da saag and maki di roti, hayyeee!

2. Haye, kinni soni hai!

She has gorgeous genes. Full stop.

3. She's the life of the party.

Your woman is very social, and will love mingling around with your friends, and everyone else in the room. By the end of the night, she's going to be everybody's favourite!

4. 'Chaar bottle vodka, kaam mera roz ka'

NO. This does NOT mean she is an alcoholic! It just means that she enjoys drinking, and probably had a better capacity than you (Punjabis and alcohol just go together. Its like, a universally known fact)

5. Lassi at the dhaba, or brunch at Marriott, she can work it all.

6. Balle balle, shava shava!

Punjabi music and dance is not only limited to Yo Yo Honey Singh (although let's face it, secretly, we all love him), rather the Punjabi cultural is very rich. Means you shall be jiggy-ing to awesome music and songs all the time!

7. Punjabi Families

The dad will open up his best scotch for you. The mother will serve you more, well, food. Punjabi families are some of the most open minded, and fun families to be around. Ok now lets Chak De Phatte.

8. Proper Patola, Nakhra Ae Swag.

She's independent, she knows what she wants, and she knows how she's going to get it.

9. Boys, your woman is a true fighter.

Decedents of warrior tribes, and possibly Alexander the Great, Punjabi girls have a warrior's blood in them. This does not NOT mean she's going to beat you up. It just means that she's a strong girl, she won't give up easily and it will take a lot to break her down from within.

10. Punjabi's speak from their hearts.

She's going to be straight forward with you, so forget beating around the bush.

11. She's a large hearted girl as well.

She's going to shower you with gifts and love. Money for them is not a priority, love and care is.

12. Kudi Saturday, Saturday kr di rendi hai

Your girl loves to let her hair loose and party like there's no tomorrow.

13. It's time for an adventure!

They love exploring new things. Be ready to have a new adventure everyday.

14. Punjabi Marriages.

A Punjabi wedding is something you must witness atleast once. The food, daru, music, along with the auncles and aunties, is always a grand event. (No, this is Not a reference to the Punjabi wedding shown in 2 states) And since somebody or the other is always getting married in their family, your girl will make sure she takes you to such a celebration.

15. Lak is twenty-eight, and 47 weight? NO!

Not to stereotype anybody, and with all respect to women, Punjabi women have curves, and it's something that they ARE, and SHOULD BE, very proud of!