WhatsApp’s Blue Tick Is Going To Ruin Our Lives

Once upon a time, the world lived in peace. And then the founders of WhatsApp came up with the brilliant idea of inventing blue ticks and the rest as they say is history, of the tragic kind. If you haven’t woken up to the danger yet,

 here are seven reasons why sh*t just got real:

Because the world’s rate of breakups just hit the roof. Forever alone-dom, here they come.

And once you’re done having your girl/boyfriend tear you a new one, you can look forward to heading home
and scouring for some plausible excuse for not replying to your mom’s pertinent question, “Khana khaya kya?”

Ignorance will no longer be bliss. Basically because now if your crush isn’t replying, you can no longer live
in denial and tell yourself that their battery abruptly died.

Ditto with group chats. It’s been five hours since you cracked that epic one-liner and the blue tick just delivered
the deadly news that it just wasn’t funny. We feel you!

The whole ‘Last seen at’ feature basically just got rendered redundant.

Stalkers, on the other hand, just found a fresh purpose to their lives. 

In fact, all thinsg considered, the blue tick might as well become the official insignia for the friendzone.