Mistakes In Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge We Bet You Never Noticed

Let it be known that it is with the deepest of respect & love that we hereby embark upon our journey 

of uncovering the many flaws of this epic romantic saga:

That Raj magically shows up at the precise location of Kajol’s wedding despite her never having mentioned 

the venue or the date. Google Maps ain’t got nothing on this sh*t.

That a wedding that was supposed to take place on the outskirts of Punjab miraculously relocates itself to 

Maharashtra in the climax. As proven by the name plate at the train station which read ‘Apta;’ a tiny station 

near Mumbai and a good 1700 kms away from Punjab. 

Risking injury to life & limb by running haplessly in pursuit of Raj’s outstretched hand > Climbing into 

the compartment door right NEXT to you. Don’t ask us; we can’t even. 

That after Simran’s suitcase spills onto the floor of the train, she clearly gathers ALL of her stuff and the 

floor is shown as empty. However, in the very next shot, Raj magically conjures up Kajol’s bra from 

underneath him. Is it just us or this movie starting to feel less & less like a romcom and more like a secret 

prequel to Ra.One? 

That despite throwing a grand bash for the wedding, not a single one of Simran’s supposed besties feature 

on the guest list. Honestly, with friends like Simran, who needs enemies?

That while Raj faithfully clings on to the one set of clothes that he was wearing in Zurich, Simran traipses 

across Europe in a volley of different outfits conjured up from her magical portable wardrobe and paid 

for with special magical money. This coming from someone who supposedly lost all her belongings, 

including her passport, on the train. #BollywoodLogic

That despite all of their friends being present in the frame when Raj pulls Simran’s leg with the red rose, 

someone apparently clicked a picture of them together. And who precisely was this unseen entity? 

Refer to point #4 for further explanations.